LAWYER VS TEACHER: who will win

A lawyer sold his well to a school teacher. 💧 Two days later, the lawyer returned with plenty of confidence and a very expensive-looking briefcase. 😎

Lawyer: “Teacher, I sold you the well, not the water inside it. 😏 If you want to use the water, you’ll have to pay me separately.” The teacher smiled, adjusted his glasses, and nodded. 😂

Teacher: “Wonderful! I was actually looking for you too.” The lawyer folded his arms proudly. “Go ahead.”

Teacher: “Since the water belongs to you, why are you storing it inside my well? 🤔 Starting tomorrow, you’ll pay me rent for using my property as your water tank. If you don’t want to pay, kindly remove every drop of your water before sunrise. 😊” The lawyer froze. 😳 His confidence disappeared faster than free jollof rice at a Nigerian wedding. 🍛🏃‍♂️😭 He wiped the sweat from his forehead and stammered…

Lawyer: “Teacher… I was only joking.”

The teacher smiled again and said: “My friend, don’t forget who taught you the alphabet, how to read, write, and think before you became a lawyer. 📚😂 You learned how to argue in court because a teacher first taught you how to hold a pencil.” The lawyer quietly picked up his briefcase and walked away… this time without any objections. 🚶‍♂️😂

Moral of the story: Never try to outsmart the person who taught you how to be smart in the first place 🤣🤣