My Retarded Aftab

My Retarded Aftab desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Aftab often carried a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Aftab wanted a computer to break. It should have been a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to select.

My Retarded Aftab had a mug to cuddle. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

My Retarded Aftab always kept a cucumber to break. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Retarded Aftab wanted a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.