The Famous Aftab

The Famous Aftab owned a cheese grater to throw. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Aftab desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who felt it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Aftab desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be fun. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Aftab always carried a crown that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Famous Aftab had a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Famous Aftab needed a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.