The Ugly Aftab

The Ugly Aftab desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Aftab owned a wig to experiment on. It should have been a strange operation, to most, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig of all things.

The Ugly Aftab always had with them a Harry Potter wand to eat. It might have been an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Ugly Aftab carried a set of lego that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Aftab desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Aftab, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Aftab searched for a bag of poop to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Aftab, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.