Her Confused Aftab

Her Confused Aftab wanted a custard pie that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Aftab desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Confused Aftab craved for a big sponge that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Her Confused Aftab always carried a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

Her Confused Aftab desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Aftab looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.