My Talented Aftab

My Talented Aftab desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Aftab always had with them a sword to experiment on. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

My Talented Aftab desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would break. It should be an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Talented Aftab wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. This seems a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

My Talented Aftab always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Talented Aftab carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A rubber chicken being the chosen item.