Stupid Aftab

Stupid Aftab desperately wanted a pint of beer to put on his head. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Aftab desperately searched for a big sponge to drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Aftab desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often hug. It should be an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Aftab always carried a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A sword was the chosen item.

Stupid Aftab always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Aftab always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a different action, to many, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it would be amazing. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.