The Adorable Aftab

The Adorable Aftab often carried a bottle of coke to throw. It is considered to be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Aftab desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Aftab, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Aftab carried a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Aftab always had with them a condom that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it was amazing. A condom being the item opted for.

The Adorable Aftab always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Aftab searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea was exciting. A bottle of wine of all things.