My Bum Loving Alien

My Bum Loving Alien desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to hug. This could be considered a new exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Alien always had with them a rubber johnny to share. It might be a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Alien needed a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt it was sublime. A can of Tango of all things.

My Bum Loving Alien often carried a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Alien searched for a toilet brush that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought it was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Alien desperately wanted a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pen would be the chosen thing.