Their Fat Alien

Their Fat Alien carried a bat that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

Their Fat Alien wanted a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A can of coke being the chosen thing.

Their Fat Alien needed a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Alien desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Alien desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Their Fat Alien owned a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.