The Stupid Alien

The Stupid Alien always carried a computer that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the chosen item.

The Stupid Alien desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Alien needed a wig that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. A wig being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Alien looked for a condom that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen item.

The Stupid Alien craved for a stapler to worship. This seems a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Alien desired a cup to put on his head. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to select.