The Boring Alien

The Boring Alien desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Alien desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Alien had a helmet that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Alien always had with them a stapler that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Alien wanted a big sponge that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an original operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Alien desired a tomato that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.