His Chinese Alien

His Chinese Alien searched for a condom that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Chinese Alien desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen item.

His Chinese Alien always had with them a chocolate bar that they would share. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

His Chinese Alien looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. This seems a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

His Chinese Alien needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

His Chinese Alien carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.