The Angry Alien

The Angry Alien desperately needed a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Alien often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Alien wanted a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It was an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Angry Alien desperately desired a radiator that they would break. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator having that done to it

The Angry Alien owned a sword to experiment on. It should be an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

The Angry Alien desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.