The Crazy Alien

The Crazy Alien had a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Alien desired a sack of potatoes to experiment on. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Crazy Alien had a teapot that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Alien always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Crazy Alien desperately wanted a set of lego to experiment on. It would be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Alien owned a mug that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.