The Bum Loving Alien

The Bum Loving Alien searched for a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Alien found a pen to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Alien always carried a bag of poop to embrace. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Alien always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Alien always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a ball to drop. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.