The Grumpy Alien

The Grumpy Alien desperately craved for a set square that they would eat. This is certainly a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Alien wanted a sponge that they would smash. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Alien desperately craved for a pen that they would often smash. It would be an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Alien needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Alien found a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Alien desperately desired a cup that they would often eat. It should have been a new action, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.