My Crazy Alien

My Crazy Alien desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Crazy Alien found a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Alien desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Alien desperately wanted a cucumber to put on his head. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber of all things.

My Crazy Alien found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

My Crazy Alien always kept a pint of cider that they liked to throw. It might have been a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.