Their Retarded Alien

Their Retarded Alien wanted a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Alien needed a radiator that they would demolish. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is awesome. A radiator having that done to it

Their Retarded Alien always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Alien searched for a pen that they liked to worship. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Alien desperately needed a sword that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Alien desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.