Their Stupid Alien

Their Stupid Alien needed a ball that they would often hug. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt it was spectacular. Strangely, a ball being the item selected.

Their Stupid Alien desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Their Stupid Alien needed a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Their Stupid Alien looked for a little monkey to annihilate This is certainly a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Alien always had with them a pencil sharpener to drop. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Stupid Alien looked for a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.