Their Exciting Alien

Their Exciting Alien always kept a computer that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a computer would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting Alien always kept a big sponge that they liked to break. It should have been a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting Alien carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Their Exciting Alien desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

Their Exciting Alien often carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Their Exciting Alien desired a mug that they would often play with. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.