Ugly Alien

Ugly Alien desperately searched for a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it

Ugly Alien carried a bat that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bat of all things.

Ugly Alien wanted a stretchman to throw. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Alien craved for a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. A wig being the item opted for.

Ugly Alien always carried a spade that they would sometimes demolish. It would be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a spade being the item selected.

Ugly Alien always kept a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.