The Confused Alien

The Confused Alien wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Alien needed a block of cheese that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Alien desperately searched for a set square that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Alien always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Confused Alien always had with them a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Confused Alien desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would break. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.