The Gentle Alien

The Gentle Alien desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Alien desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Gentle Alien always carried a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Alien always had with them a dildo that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Alien wanted a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Gentle Alien always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.