A Talented Alien

A Talented Alien desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. A dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Talented Alien had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

A Talented Alien searched for a ball that they would hug. One might find this to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

A Talented Alien had a can of coke that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

A Talented Alien needed a spade that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

A Talented Alien wanted a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.