His Gentle Alien

His Gentle Alien desperately desired a computer to drop. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer of all things.

His Gentle Alien looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is simply life. A bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Gentle Alien desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Gentle Alien carried a bat that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Gentle Alien desired a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

His Gentle Alien always carried a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese of all things.