The Purple Alien

The Purple Alien searched for a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Purple Alien carried a condom to put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

The Purple Alien often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Purple Alien carried a CD player that they would throw. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Alien had a set of lego that they liked to play with. It is a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Alien desperately looked for a condom that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.