The Boring Alien

The Boring Alien needed a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. It would be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Boring Alien looked for a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Alien searched for a little monkey that they would eat. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Alien desired a cup that they sometimes break. It might have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cup being the item opted for.

The Boring Alien desperately searched for a porno magazine to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Alien found a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.