The Gentle Alien

The Gentle Alien desperately wanted a computer that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.

The Gentle Alien always carried a rubber johnny that they would often drop. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Alien had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Gentle Alien carried a wig that they would play with. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Alien had a helmet that they would often drop. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Alien always kept a condom that they would often smash. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be simply life. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.