My Fat Alien

My Fat Alien always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Fat Alien owned a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

My Fat Alien craved for a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

My Fat Alien searched for a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Alien always carried a cup that they would throw. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was fun. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Alien craved for a ball that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball being the item selected.