His Purple Alien

His Purple Alien desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Alien desperately craved for a pint of cider to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

His Purple Alien desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Alien craved for a spade that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.

His Purple Alien desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Purple Alien looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.