The Stupid Alien

The Stupid Alien desired a can of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Alien searched for a crown that they would play with. It might have been a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Alien desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Alien desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Alien found a custard pie that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie having that done to it

The Stupid Alien craved for a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.