His Big Alien

His Big Alien carried a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Big Alien desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Big Alien desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It should be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

His Big Alien desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

His Big Alien searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Big Alien needed a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it