My Careful Alien

My Careful Alien owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

My Careful Alien had a radiator to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

My Careful Alien desperately looked for a rubber johnny to cuddle. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Careful Alien desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to select.

My Careful Alien always carried a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

My Careful Alien looked for a radiator to experiment on. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.