My Nervous Alien

My Nervous Alien found a pencil sharpener to break. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

My Nervous Alien desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be fun. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Alien searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Alien wanted a spade that they liked to throw. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Alien looked for a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Nervous Alien needed a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.