Funny Alien

Funny Alien wanted a wig that they would often experiment on. It would have been a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Funny Alien desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen thing.

Funny Alien craved for a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Alien had a big sponge that they liked to worship. This could be considered a different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

Funny Alien found a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Funny Alien craved for a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.