A Lonely Alien

A Lonely Alien often carried a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Alien desperately searched for a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be an original operation, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Alien desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Alien looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

A Lonely Alien always carried a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Lonely Alien needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. It is a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.