Her Orange Alien

Her Orange Alien always kept a mug that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Alien desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

Her Orange Alien often carried a CD player that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

Her Orange Alien desperately searched for a vibrator that they would cuddle. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Her Orange Alien desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Orange Alien desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes break. It is an original activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.