His Orange Alien

His Orange Alien desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It might be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

His Orange Alien needed a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Orange Alien always carried a condom to break. It would be a strange action, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

His Orange Alien often carried a ball that they would often share. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.

His Orange Alien desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

His Orange Alien desperately needed a helmet that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to choose.