A Different Alien

A Different Alien desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

A Different Alien searched for a teapot to cuddle. It is a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought it was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Different Alien owned a pen to eat. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

A Different Alien found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Different Alien owned a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it was awesome. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.

A Different Alien owned a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.