The Troubled Alien

The Troubled Alien desperately needed a bottle of coke to annihilate It might be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Alien looked for a block of cheese to break. It is a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Troubled Alien always kept a sword that they would often throw. One might find this to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Alien always carried a melon that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A melon is the item to choose.

The Troubled Alien wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Alien desired a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.