My Confused Antelope

My Confused Antelope desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Antelope always kept a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

My Confused Antelope looked for a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Antelope wanted a pint of cider that they would embrace. It was a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Antelope had a pint of beer to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

My Confused Antelope craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.