A Purple Antelope

A Purple Antelope carried a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

A Purple Antelope always had with them a tomato to annihilate It is a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

A Purple Antelope wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

A Purple Antelope wanted a condom that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.

A Purple Antelope always had with them a set square that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

A Purple Antelope always carried a teapot that they would occasionally drop. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.