His Crazy Antelope

His Crazy Antelope desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

His Crazy Antelope desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. It would be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Antelope desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

His Crazy Antelope desperately wanted a bat to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A bat is the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Antelope wanted a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

His Crazy Antelope desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often smash. It should be a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.