Retarded Antelope

Retarded Antelope desperately craved for a crown that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Antelope owned a bag of poop that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Retarded Antelope often carried a teapot that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Antelope desired a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be wonderful. A cucumber was the chosen item.

Retarded Antelope desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been an exciting action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Retarded Antelope often carried a teapot that they liked to play with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it