The Unusual Antelope

The Unusual Antelope owned a dildo to insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Antelope desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was stunning. A cheese grater having that done to it

The Unusual Antelope found a pint of beer to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Antelope always carried a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. It would have been a different thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Unusual Antelope owned a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.

The Unusual Antelope searched for a CD player to put down their trousers. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.