The Special Antelope

The Special Antelope often carried a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Special Antelope desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Antelope looked for a sponge that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Antelope owned a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Special Antelope searched for a helmet to sleep with. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Special Antelope desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was simply life. A porno magazine was the item that was opted for.