Her Retarded Antelope

Her Retarded Antelope wanted a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was stunning. A CD player is the item to choose.

Her Retarded Antelope always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Antelope always had with them a toilet brush that they would sleep with. This could be considered an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Antelope carried a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Her Retarded Antelope desperately desired a crown to demolish. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Antelope desired a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.