A Foolish Antelope

A Foolish Antelope found a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Antelope searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Antelope had a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. It might have been an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Antelope carried a cup that they would hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Antelope desperately craved for a bottle of coke to embrace. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Antelope craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.