His Jolly Antelope

His Jolly Antelope often carried a spade that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

His Jolly Antelope often carried a custard pie that they would share. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a custard pie being the item opted for.

His Jolly Antelope desired a pint of beer that they would often drop. One might consider this to be an original idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Antelope desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

His Jolly Antelope craved for a set square that they would drop. It is a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was wonderful. A set square is the item to choose.

His Jolly Antelope searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar being the chosen thing.